Sunday, October 25, 2015

36 156 | Man Arrested in Wyoming With 30 Bovine Eyeballls Up His Ass (Erectile Dysfunction Remedy)


This story comes out of Wyoming, the 44th State.  The first question I ask myself, is can 30 eyeballs really be packed into someone's anal cavity?  Perhaps some questions are better left unanswered.

The suspect's name is Roy Tilbott.

Roy = 9+6+7 = 22
Tilbott = 2+9+3+2+6+2+2 = 26
Roy Tilbott = 48 (Propaganda = 48) (Hoax = 48)

Roy = 18+15+25 = 58
Tilbott = 20+9+12+2+15+20+20 = 98
Roy Tilbott = 156 (God = 156)
God could probably pack 30 eyeballs in his anal cavity, just saying

And please notice his age of 51, the number of 'conspiracy'.

Also, there is something about 'El Camino' and 'anal cavity' that is worth documenting.

Anal Cavity = 1+5+1+3+3+1+4+9+2+7 = 36
El Camino = 5+3+3+1+4+9+5+6 = 36
Eyeballs = 5+7+5+2+1+3+3+1 = 27/36

This story supposedly took place in Casper, Wyoming.

Casper = 3+1+1+7+5+9 = 26/35
Wyoming = 5+7+6+4+9+5+7 = 43
Casper, Wyoming = 69/78



Johnson = 1+6+8+5+1+6+5 = 32/41
Meats = 4+5+1+2+1 = 13/22
Johnson Meats = 45/63 (63 the reflection of 36)
Eyeballs = 5+7+5+2+1+3+3+1 = 27/36



I don't know where this story loses believability for the average reader.  30 cow eyeballs up the ass and into the colon?  That he then cooks these in soup?.... for his erectile dysfunction?  Or maybe he just really does enjoy the texture and taste.


I think this is my favorite news story ever.

http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/

2 comments:

  1. Ain't no way police see a cow eye & think it's a human eye though ..I guess they could've just recognized it as a body part.

    Bovine=49.
    Eyeball=62.
    Texture=113.
    Texture and Taste=53.

    One phrase comes to mind when someone's got eyes in their anus:
    Watch Your Ass=47.

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