Thursday, April 17, 2014

33 Watch | Andre Johnson's Severed Penis

Do you see the headline about a rapper severing penis and jumping from a building?
I literally just finished writing about Ludacris and his 33 connections, before checking the CNN headlines and seeing that rapper Andre Johnson supposedly "jumped off a building and completely severed his penis".  I mean seriously?  That kind of stuff doesn't even happen in movies...  Andre Johnson is better known by his hip-hop name 'Christ Bearer' and part of the Hollywood rap group Northstar.  When it comes to the Christ Bearer, from this day forward every man will wonder how this 'incident' happened, and just how awful it might have felt to be the Christ Bearer on April 16, 2014.  As for what happened, let me propose my theory, but before I do that, let us decode the numerology of these names.
  • Northstar = 14+15+18+20+8+19+20+1+18 = 133
  • Temptation = 20+5+13+16+20+1+20+9+15+14 = 133
  • Christ = 3+8+18+9+19+20 = 77
  • Bearer = 2+5+1+18+5+18 = 49 
Unfortunately for the Christ Bearer, his last name Johnson is one short of Illuminated.  Perhaps this man sold his soul, and is the punch line of a late April fool's joke, because his last name had the wrong numerology, and that last name happens to be the most common last name in the United States of America.
  • Johnson = 1+6+8+5+1+6+5 = 32
The last name Johnson is much like the nation's birthday, also one short of being Illuminated.
  • 7/4/1776 = 7+4+1+7+7+6 = 32
America also happens to equal 32...
  • America = 1+4+5+9+9+3+1= 32
I don't know, it's just a crazy thought, but I wouldn't put it past these people.  I really do think they're that sick, and I think their sickness is a perversion over us all, from war in reality, to the war movies we've been celebrating in fantasy land at movie theatres.  Ask yourself, what sort of people would want to condition a population to celebrate violence?  I rest my case, Amen.
  • Amen = 1+13+5+14 = 33
In tribute to Andre and his giant, this is what I call Gematria freestylin'.
  • Satan = 19+1+20+1+14 = 55
  • Heaven = 8+5+1+22+5+14 = 55
  • Sky = 19+11+25 = 55
  • Cloud = 3+12+15+21+4 = 55
  • Santa = 19+1+14+20+1 = 55
  • God = 7+15+4 = 26
  • Lie = 12+9+5 = 26
55 is the God number in numerology, because 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10 = 55, and 55 = 5+5 = 10; thus 10 is a reflection of itself and all that came before it.  In knowing these things, we can see that those who founded the English language, and likely those who have spread it across the globe with warfare and economics, worship Satan, and spread his self-serving ways with tricks such as Santa.
  • Jesus = 10+5+19+21+19 = 74
  • Cross = 3+18+15+19+19 = 74
  • Lucifer = 12+21+3+9+6+5+18 = 74
  • Occult = 15+3+3+21+12+20 = 74
  • Fruit = 6+18+21+9+20 = 74
  • Candy = 3+1+14+4+25 = 47
  • Pop = 16+15+16 = 47
  • Judge = 10+21+4+7+5 = 47
  • Obey = 15+2+5+25 = 47
  • Christian (Pythagorean Method) = 3+8+9+9+1+2+9+1+5 = 47
  • President = 7+9+5+1+9+4+5+5+2 = 47
  • They have given us a world of temptation.
  • TEMPT = 20+5+13+16+20 = 74