47 74 33 | NSA's Coded Mystery Text | Letters Into Numbers

In mainstream outlets, from CNN to the Washington Post, it is being reported that the NSA sent out mysterious texts that looked like typos as a recruiting attempt for talent.  According to CNN, the coded message breaks down to, "Spoiler alert for you wanna be code breakers".  Personally, I don't believe that.  Let me apply my method as an alternative theory.

• tpfccdlfdtte = 2+7+6+3+3+4+3+6+4+2+2+5 = 47, reduces to 11, to 2
• pcaccpliredt = 7+3+1+3+3+7+3+9+9+5+4+2 = 56, reduces to 11, to 2
• dklpcfrp? = 4+2(or 11)+3+7+3+6+9+7 = 41 (or 50), reduces to 5
• qeiq = 8+5+9+8 = 30, reduces to 3
• lhpqlipqeodf = 3+8+7+8+3+9+7+8+5+6+4+6 = 74, reduces to 11, to 2
• gpwafopwprti = 7+7+5+1+6+6+7+5+7+9+2+9 = 71, reduces to 8
• izxndkiqpkii = 9+8+6+5+4+2(or 11)+9+8+7+2(or 11)+9+9 = 78 or 96, reduces to 15, to 6
• krirrifcapnc = 2(or 11)+9+9+9+9+9+6+3+1+7+5+3 = 72 or 81, reduces to 9
• dxkdciqcafmd = 4+6+2(or 11)+4+3+9+8+3+1+6+4+4 = 54 or 63, reduces to 9
• vkfpcadf = 4(or 22)+2(or 11)+6+7+3+1+4+6 = 33 or 60, reduces to 6

So how about that?  The first coded sequence is 47, the fourth is 74, and the last and ninth is 33?  Is it a coincidence, in the same way the numerology of judge and jury is a coincidence?

• Judge = 10+21+4+7+5 = 47
• Jury = 10+21+18+25 = 74

What about candy and fruit?

• Candy = 3+1+14+4+25 = 47
• Fruit = 6+18+21+9+20 = 74

Better yet, what about John Lennon?

John = 10+15+8+14 = 47
Lennon = 12+5+14+14+15+14 = 74

If you're not aware, these numbers are quite significant in English numerology.  Let us observe.

• Jesus = 10+5+19+21+19 = 74
• Cross = 3+18+15+19+19 = 74
• Lucifer = 12+21+3+9+6+5+18 = 74
• Occult = 15+3+3+21+12+20 = 74
• Joshua is the English translation of Jesus
• Joshua = 10+15+19+8+21+1 = 74
• Oregon is the 33rd State
• OR = 15+18 = 33
• Oregon = 15+18+5+7+15+14 = 74
• Jesus was crucified at 33
• The Bible begins with Genesis
• Genesis = 7+5+5+5+1+9+1 = 33

Don't let me get carried away, I apologize.

The point is, this shit is real, and I think the NSA is reading my blog.  Because since when do they post stuff like this?  Apparently they also put out one earlier this year for St. Patrick's Day.

• Patrick =7 +1+2+9+9+3+2 = 33
• St = 19+20 = 39

The world is owned by the Gang of 33, and their trademark is numerology, often the number 33 itself.  Other times, it can be 11, 22, 44, 47, 74, 555, etc.  Live and learn.  Calculate and write.

• TM = 20+13 = 33

Their other trademarks?  Well, they go from Beyoncé, to Kanye, to AIDS, to Magic.

• Beyoncé  = 2+5+7+6+5+3+5 = 33
• Kanye West = 2+1+5+7+5+5+5+1+2 = 33
• AIDS = 1+9+4+19 = 33
• Magic = 13+1+7+9+3 = 33

Here's a not funny joke?  What do HIV/AIDS and St. Patrick have in common?

• St. Patrick = 39 33
• HIV/AIDS = 39 33
• HIV = 8+9+22 = 39