Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Jeb Bush Couldn't Even Get Out His Closing Lines at the GOP Debate

I want to know the truth!  Is Jeb Bush pretending to be a god awful public speaker, or is he really this bad?  I can still recall his brother running for President in my senior year of high school, who was terrible as well, yet somehow went on to become the President.  Oh wait, that's right... there was the really strange events that went down in Florida, where Jeb was the Governor at the time...

If you missed the debate last night, Jeb Bush couldn't even read his closing sentences off the teleprompter, which it was obvious he was reading.  He tried to get through his very simple three sentence sign off, but couldn't do it without bumbling, stumbling and having to start over and try again.

In America, we've all heard the phrase "close strong".  Poor Jeb, he certainly didn't do that last night.  Even as someone who hates the Bush family, I couldn't help but feel bad for him as he came across as a nervous school girl trying to get out his lines.  Behind the podium, I wondered if his drawers were wet.

What I ask myself, is how was this man the leader of Florida for eight years?  Wasn't public speaking something he had to do often?  How can this family of fucking retards, who can hardly speak the language, be the political dynasty that they are?  It almost seems impossible, yet somehow it is reality.


2 comments:

  1. Zach you ever look into the story of skull and bones stealing Geronimo and President Van Buren's Bones for an occult practice @ Yale. A Scroll & Key member wrote a comic about it. I believe it is true rather than fictional. Geronimo's family tried to sue back in 2009.

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  2. His brother George was well spoken when it came to talking about dropping bombs, and that was about the limit of his English proficiency. When you're comfortable about the subject matter, it's easier to speak well. He also may be dyslexic, like George.

    There's also the possibility of mind disrupting weaponry, this youtube link is an example:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rWmpgWHG_0

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