Seriously? You can't drop them on a hardwood floor, but a CELLPHONE will STOP A BULLET? I know for a fact we've heard THAT one before ... not to mention these other "Miraclulous Bullet-Stoppers": Cassidy Stay's FINGER (my personal favorite); and The Florida State University Library's bible-thumping "survivor" who claimed that "the good book" ("Mormon version", of course) saved his life -- the same prick who "didn't even realize" about his "divine intervention", until he opened the book that night ... and the bullet rolled out & onto the floor! This is what happens when you destroy a population's creative imagination ... ;D
Seriously? You can't drop them on a hardwood floor, but a CELLPHONE will STOP A BULLET? I know for a fact we've heard THAT one before ... not to mention these other "Miraclulous Bullet-Stoppers": Cassidy Stay's FINGER (my personal favorite); and The Florida State University Library's bible-thumping "survivor" who claimed that "the good book" ("Mormon version", of course) saved his life -- the same prick who "didn't even realize" about his "divine intervention", until he opened the book that night ... and the bullet rolled out & onto the floor! This is what happens when you destroy a population's creative imagination ... ;D
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