34 | ISIS to capture Kobani in major land grab!!??

Look at the post time for this absurd headline.  For anyone who believes this nonsense, my question to you is this:  Why is it that after more than a decade of a war on terrorism, do we now live in a world where there is suddenly the most internationally capable organization to have ever existed, that is even permeating the minds of Chicago teens in just a few months short time of "ISIS headlines".

• Kobani = 11+6+2+1+5+9 = 34
• We are in 34th anniversary of Georgia Guidestones
• Georgia Guidestones are on the 34th parallel north
• 34 is the ninth Fibonacci Number